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CATHOLIC COFFEE

CATHOLIC  COFFEE

 
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
 
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

 The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

 The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

 Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,

Slim, 
Tall, 
38D breast, 
24″ waist,
34” hips.
When she walks into a room people say,

“Oh My God.”

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February 8, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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