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Ear Infection

Ear Infection

This is so true! They always ask at  the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer  
in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing..  

There’s nothing worse than a  Doctor’s

Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have  experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.  

A 65-year-old man walked into a  crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you  seeing the Doctor for today?’

There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and  said,

‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say  things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you  asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something  and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private.

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,
if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited
several minutes,  and then re-entered..

The  Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded  approvingly and
smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is
wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied

The waiting room erupted in laughter..

 Mess with seniors and you’re going to Lose!

Thanks to Kevin


February 13, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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