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BIN LADEN SAID: CHINA IS THE WORLD’S ONLY COUNTRY

BIN LADEN SAID: CHINA IS THE WORLD’S ONLY COUNTRY

> > > Very  Interesting
> >
> >
> >  Bin Laden said: China is the world’s only
> country we
> > absolutely cannot mess with.
> >  The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made
> 8
> > attacks on the Chinese with the following results:
> >
> >
> > > One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing
> Xizhimen
> > (the main northwest gate of Beijing)
> >
> >    but he lost his way in the
> > three-dimensional traffic bridge;
> >   
> > > One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to
> explode a
> > suicide bomb in the bus,
> >
> >    but it was so crowded he
> > could not get into a bus for two hours;
> >
> >
> > > One person was to bomb
>  a supermarket in Wuhan, but
> >
> >   
> > found that the bomb remote control
> > was stolen;
> >
> >
> >
> > > One person wanted to bomb government
> buildings in
> > Chengdu,
> >  
> >  but was stopped at the door by
> > the security staff and arrested as an East
> > Turkistan separatist,
> >
> >   
> > and was beaten and interrogated;
> >
> >
> > > One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei
> mine, with
> > hundreds of people dead and wounded,
> >
> >   
> > and then returned to the al-Qaeda
> > center, but even after six months,
> >
> >   
> > failed to see any news reports on
> > the success of
> >  the bombing.
> >
> >
> >   
> > He was considered by the
> > organization to have claimed a false victory and was
> >
>  executed.
> >
> >    (this is the most pathetic!);
> >
> >  
> >
> > > One person had tried to bomb
> > Guangzhou, but as he came off
> > the train,
> >
> >   
> > a motorcycle robber (flying car
> > robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from
> him;
> >
> >
> > > One person who arrived in Xi’an lost
> contact, and
> > was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.
> >  
> >
> >   
> > Doctors said it was the result of
> > him eating not only “black-hearted” food
> products,
> >
> >
> >   
> > but he also drank fake alcohol,
> >
> >
> >   
> > and would possibly turn into a
> > “vegetable” (vegetative state);
> >
> >  
> > > Later, bin Laden tried to send a female
> terrorist to
> > blow up Hainan
>  Island,
> >   
> > but she was cheated into
> > prostitution!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > Finally, bin Laden has to say:
> >
> >   
> > Remember!! China is the
> > world’s only country we absolutely cannot mess
> > with!
> >

Thanks to jane

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March 21, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. Amazing china ?!

    Comment by Arun | May 9, 2011 | Reply


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