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Is My Time UP?

My Time’s  UP?

A  54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken  to the  hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death  experience.

Seeing  God she asked “Is my time up?

“God  said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months  and 8 days  to live.”

Upon  recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a  face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy  tuck.

 She  even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her  teeth!

Since  she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make  the most of it.

After  her last operation, she was released from the  hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she  was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving  in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I  had another 43 years.Why didn’t you pull me  from out of  the path of the ambulance?

“God replied:”I didn’t  recognize you!”

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The Moral of the story  is………….don’t confuse God  !Take a break and have fun!

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April 26, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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