My emails collection, funny & those worth sharing



A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were
both married to other people,  found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,……….   ‘Ma’am,

I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet  to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s
pretend that we’re married.’

‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

‘Good,’ she replied. ………….’Get your own blanket.’

After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.

The End


May 25, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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