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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don’t Do It!


(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6)
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..


(7)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).


(8)
Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F— off!


(9)
Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology


* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it’s
true!!!

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May 29, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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